This one is for all my fans!

I'm sitting at Schneider's house and trying really hard not to look at his ugly ugly face. The Red Sox are barely clinging to a 4-3 lead against the last place Royals. If this shit keeps up, I think I'm going to have to join the team and play for the Sox myself. I'm so nasty at baseball, I will completely blow every team away. Singley-handedly. I'd play every position at once, and Ortiz would be like, "Damn, that guy can hit."


P.S.: Seth, make it so it lets us title our posts.